November Boredom

I've been bored.

So bored that I watched the last five episodes of "Parks and Recreation." The guy from "Party Down" is the only grounded person on the show. I can't buy anything else about it. Ron Swanson is an okay character, but I can't worship him, internet.

So bored that I watched the last five episodes of "The Office." It remains frustratingly stupid. Nobody buys Andy as the boss. It has become less a comedy, and more a psychological study of ten cast members who know their careers are over.

So bored that I watched the last five episodes of "Modern Family." Each episode is still a fast-paced blob of three hack storylines. Chinese Toddler is funnier than everyone but Al Bundy.

So bored that I watched "Suburgatory." Dallas is the greatest character, and somehow, I do buy Larry David's TV ex-wife as a southerner. Nobody does any work on this show, but that must be on purpose, right?

So bored that I watched "New Girl." The Thanksgiving episode was pretty great, and Bones Girl is a good actress. I wish Not Damon Wayans Junior was interesting.

So bored that I wrote this.