Thursday, March 31

MLB Opening Day is today, in order to keep the World Series in October.

What's On: Thursday, March 31, 2011

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	MLB	Tigers at Yankees	Thursday	1pm/10am	ESPN
	MLB	Padres at Cardinals	Thursday	4pm/1pm	ESPN
	Out of the Wild	Hope Floats	Thursday	7pm	Discovery
6.8	American Idol		Thursday	8-10pm	FOX
3.7	The Big Bang Theory	The Zarnecki Incursion	Thursday	8pm	CBS
	National Geographic Special	The Human Family Tree	Thursday	8pm	Nat Geo
0.8	MLB	Giants at Dodgers	Thursday	8pm/5pm	ESPN
1.9	Wipeout	John Henson, Zombie Hunter	Thursday	8pm	ABC
1.3	NBA	Celtics at Spurs	Thursday	8pm/5pm	TNT
	WWE Superstars		Thursday	8pm	WGN
0.9	Community	rerun	Thursday	8pm	NBC
0.4	Vampire Diaries	rerun	Thursday	8pm	CW
2.4	Rules of Engagement	The Set Up	Thursday	8:30	CBS
1.0	Perfect Couples	Exes	Thursday	8:30	NBC
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4.9	Grey's Anatomy	Song Beneath the Song	Thursday	9pm	ABC
2.9	CSI	Hitting for the Cycle	Thursday	9pm	CBS
3.8	Mobbed	special	Thursday	9pm	FOX
0.7	The First 48	Bad Company	Thursday	9pm	A&E
0.5	TNA Impact		Thursday	9-11pm	Spike
	The Steve Harvey Project		Thursday	9pm	Centric
1.5	The Office	rerun	Thursday	9pm	NBC
0.4	Nikita	rerun	Thursday	9pm	CW
1.1	Parks and Recreation	rerun	Thursday	9:30	NBC
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0.7	Archer	El Secuestro	Thursday	10pm	FX
2.7	Private Practice	The Hardest Part	Thursday	10pm	ABC
2.8	The Mentalist	The Red Mile	Thursday	10pm	CBS
	Fairly Legal	My Best Friend's Prenup	Thursday	10pm	USA
2.4	Jersey Shore	Reunion	Thursday	10pm	MTV
	Taxidermy USA	special	Thursday	10pm	Discovery
	Bear Woman	#103	Thursday	10pm	Animal
0.5	Manhunters		Thursday	10-11pm	A&E
1.0	30 Rock	rerun	Thursday	10pm	NBC
1.0	Outsourced		Thursday	10:30	NBC
1.0	NBA	Mavericks at Lakers	Thursday	10:30/7:30	TNT
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	Conan O'Brien	Johnny Knoxville / Kaley Cuoco from “The Big Bang Theory” / Thompson Square Country Rock Duo	Thursday	11pm	TBS
	Jon Stewart	Norm Macdonald, "Sports Show with Norm Macdonald"	Thursday	11pm	Comedy
	Chelsea Handler	From Scream 4 Shenae Grimes is on the show tonight. Comedian Dov Davidoff, comedian Dan Levy and TV personality Ross Mathews	Thursday	11pm	E!
	Charlie Rose		Thursday	11pm	PBS
	Mo'Nique	Donald Faison; Lloyd Banks.	Thursday	11pm	BET
	Stephen Colbert	Piers Gibbon, host, "Eating With Cannibals"	Thursday	11:30	Comedy
	Nightline	Radiation, Home Shopping Network, Prince Harry, March 31, 2011	Thursday	11:35	ABC
	David Letterman	Chris Rock (Play, "The Motherfucker with the Hat") / Ellen Page (Super) / Funeral Party (CD, "The Golden Age of Knowhere")	Thursday	11:35	CBS
	Jay Leno	Kourtney and Kim Kardashian, Fareed Zakaria, Mary Mary	Thursday	11:35	NBC
	Eagleheart	The Human Bat	Thursday	midnight	Cartoon
	John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show	Comedians Deon Cole, Moshe Kasher, Marina Franklin and Maria Bamford perform.	Thursday	midnight	Comedy
	Jimmy Kimmel	David Beckham (LA Galaxy), Wes Craven (Scream 4), Musical guest Sum 41	Thursday	midnight	ABC
	Tavis Smiley	Bethany Hamilton; AnnaSophia Robb	Thursday	midnight	PBS
	George Lopez	Snoop Dogg \ Brittany Snow	Thursday	midnight	TBS
	Wendy Williams	Wendy dishes about the latest Hot Topics. Then, TANK performs “I Can’t Make You Love Me.”	Thursday	midnight	BET
	Jimmy Fallon	Elton John, James Marsden, and Duran Duran	Thursday	12:35	NBC
	Craig Ferguson	Julie Chen \ Jeffery Tambor	Thursday	12:35	CBS
	Carson Daly	Jonas Akerlund, George Watsky, Grouplove / Grouplove	Thursday	1:35	NBC

Credit: Travis Yanan, TitanTV, and The Futon Critic

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Wednesday, March 30

Justified

What's On: Wednesday, March 30, 2011

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	NHL		Wednesday	7pm	Versus
0.6	NBA		Wednesday	7pm	ESPN
7.7	American Idol		Wednesday	8-10pm	FOX
3.1	Survivor	week 7	Wednesday	8pm	CBS
0.9	America's Next Top Model		Wednesday	8pm	CW
1.2	Minute to Win It	Beauty and the Geek	Wednesday	8pm	NBC
1.4	The Middle	rerun	Wednesday	8pm	ABC
	Throwdown		Wednesday	8:30	Food
1.5	The Middle	rerun	Wednesday	8:30	ABC
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3.5	Criminal Minds	With Friends Like These...	Wednesday	9pm	CBS
	Nova	Japan's Killer Quake	Wednesday	9pm	PBS
0.4	Shedding for the Wedding	0.4	Wednesday	9pm	CW
0.8	Sons of Guns	Folding Flashlight Gun	Wednesday	9pm	Discovery
0.8	The Ultimate Fighter	Team Lesnar vs. Team Dos Santos #1, cycle 12 premiere	Wednesday	9pm	Spike
	Four of a Kind	Buffalo's Got Talent; Viva Las Vegas!	Tuesday	9pm	Lifetime
0.7	Ghost Hunters	#706	Wednesday	9pm	Syfy
	The Steve Harvey Project		Wednesday	9pm	Centric
2.1	Modern Family	rerun	Wednesday	9pm	ABC
1.1	Law & Order: SVU	rerun	Wednesday	9pm	NBC
1.4	Mr. Sunshine	The Assistant	Wednesday	9:30	ABC
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	Justified	The Spoil	Wednesday	10pm	FX
2.5	Law & Order: SVU	Totem	Wednesday	10pm	NBC
1.3	Off the Map	Hold on Tight	Wednesday	10pm	ABC
2.3	Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior	Jane	Wednesday	10pm	CBS
	Journey to Planet Earth		Wednesday	10pm	PBS
0.7	House of Payne	Payneful Resolution	Wednesday	10pm	TBS
1.5	Top Chef: All-Stars	Finale	Wednesday	10pm	Bravo
1.1	The Real World		Wednesday	10pm	MTV
	I'm Alive	Eaten Alive	Wednesday	10pm	Animal
	Nothing Personal	episode 4	Wednesday	10pm	I.D.
	SWAT: Miami-Dade		Wednesday	10pm	Current
	Clean House		Wednesday	10pm	Style
	Desert Car Kings		Wednesday	10pm	Discovery
0.5	Fact or Faked	Fire in the Sky/Thermal Theater Ghost	Wednesday	10pm	Syfy
0.6	Coal	series premiere	Wednesday	10pm	Spike
0.8	House of Payne	Growing Paynes	Wednesday	10:30	TBS
1.3	Storage Wars		Wednesday	10:30	A&E
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	Conan O'Brien	Greg Kinnear from “The Kennedys” miniseries / Steve Schirripa from the film, “Kill the Irishman” / Mo Mandel comedian	Wednesday	11pm	TBS
	Jon Stewart	Jake Gyllenhaal, "Source Code"	Wednesday	11pm	Comedy
	Chelsea Handler	Jerry Weintraub is here with his documentary, His Way. Comedian Joe Matarese, actress-comedian Arden Myrin and comedian John Caparulo	Wednesday	11pm	E!
	Mo'Nique	Magic Johnson; the O'Jays.	Wednesday	11pm	BET
	Charlie Rose		Wednesday	11pm	PBS
	Being Erica	The Tribe Has Spoken	Wednesday	11pm	Soap
	Watch What Happens Live		Wednesday	11pm	Bravo
	Stephen Colbert	Tim Schriver, Chairman and CEO, Special Olympics	Wednesday	11:30	Comedy
	Nightline	Reality Show Violence, Earthquakes, Nightline Platelist, March 30, 2011	Wednesday	11:35	ABC
	David Letterman	Norm Macdonald (Sports Show with Norm Macdonald) \ Willie Nelson, Norah Jones and Wynton Marsalis (CD, "Here We Go Again: Celebrating the Genius of Ray Charles")	Wednesday	11:35	CBS
	Jay Leno	Helen Hunt, Sammy Hagar, Good Charlotte	Wednesday	11:35	NBC
	Jimmy Kimmel	Danny McBride (Your Highness), Sara Ramirez (Grey's Anatomy), Musical guest Duran Duran	Wednesday	midnight	ABC
	Tavis Smiley	Jeffrey Tambor	Wednesday	midnight	PBS
	George Lopez	Larry King \ Brent Weinbach	Wednesday	midnight	TBS
	Wendy Williams	Snoop Dogg stops by! Plus, the hilarious Harvey Fierstein.	Wednesday	midnight	BET
	Jimmy Fallon	Russell Brand and Gayle King	Wednesday	12:35	NBC
	Craig Ferguson	Jerry O'Connell \ TBA	Wednesday	12:35	CBS
	Carson Daly	Liana Liberato, Alex Prager, Goldheart Assembly / Goldheart Assembly	Wednesday	1:35	NBC

Credit: Travis Yanan, TitanTV, and The Futon Critic

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Tuesday, March 29

Parenthood

What's On: Tuesday, March 29, 2011

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	Pitchmen		Tuesday	7pm	Discovery
	NHL	Blackhawks at Bruins	Tuesday	7:30/4:30	Versus
2.8	Dancing with the Stars	special, The Story So Far	Tuesday	8pm	ABC
	Jump City	Seattle	Tuesday	8pm	G4
3.9	NCIS	Tell-All	Tuesday	8pm	CBS
2.6	The Biggest Loser	week 13	Tuesday	8-10pm	NBC
1.4	Glee	rerun	Tuesday	8pm	FOX
0.3	One Tree Hill	rerun	Tuesday	8pm	CW
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3.5	NCIS: LA	The Job	Tuesday	9pm	CBS
4.3	Dancing with the Stars	results	Tuesday	9pm	ABC
0.3	Destination Truth		Thursday	9pm	Syfy
	What Not to Wear		Tuesday	9pm	TLC
	Breaking Down the Bars	Beyond the Bars, season 1 finale	Tuesday	9pm	OWN
0.7	Hardcore Pawn	306	Tuesday	9pm	truTV
	The Steve Harvey Project		Tuesday	9pm	Centric
	Joan & Melissa		Tuesday	9pm	We
	Frontline	Money and March Madness	Tuesday	9pm	PBS
1.3	Raising Hope	rerun, Say Cheese	Tuesday	9pm	FOX
	Hellcats	rerun	Tuesday	9pm	CW
1.1	Traffic Light	Kiss Me, Kate	Tuesday	9:30	FOX
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3.1	Body of Proof	series premiere	Tuesday	10pm	ABC
0.3	Lights Out	Sucker Punch	Tuesday	10pm	FX
1.9	The Good Wife	Killer Song	Tuesday	10pm	CBS
1.9	Parenthood	Taking the Leap	Tuesday	10pm	NBC
2.2	The Game	The Right to Choose	Tuesday	10pm	BET
	Independent Lens	Pushing the Elephant	Tuesday	10pm	PBS
	Big Brian: The Fortune Seller		Tuesday	10pm	truTV
0.6	The Real Housewives of Miami		Tuesday	10pm	Bravo
	The Fabulous Beekman Boys	season 2 premiere	Tuesday	10pm	Green
	Hard Time	Worst of the Worst	Tuesday	10pm	Nat Geo
	Cuff Me If You Can	episode 5	Tuesday	10pm	I.D.
	Our America With Lisa Ling	A Closer Look	Tuesday	10pm	OWN
2.7	Teen Mom 2	Judgment Day	Tuesday	9pm-10:17	MTV
	Modern Monarchy	Dos & Don'ts special	Tuesday	10pm	BBC Am
	American Treasures	#106	Tuesday	10pm	Discovery
	One Born Every Minute	Miracles Do Happen	Tuesday	10pm	Lifetime
0.3	Marcel's Quantum Kitchen	Rules of Engagement	Tuesday	10pm	Syfy
1.2	Let's Stay Together		Tuesday	10:30	BET
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	Conan O'Brien	Paul Giamatti / Olivia Munn / Little Big Town	Tuesday	11pm	TBS
	Jon Stewart	Miguel Nicolelis, "Beyond Boundaries"	Tuesday	11pm	Comedy
	Chelsea Handler	Blake Shelton. E!'s own Michael Yo, comedian Heather McDonald and comedian Jo Koy	Tuesday	11pm	E!
	Mo'Nique	Cast members from "The Game."	Tuesday	11pm	BET
	Charlie Rose		Tuesday	11pm	PBS
	My Life As Liz		Tuesday	11pm	MTV
	Watch What Happens Live		Tuesday	11pm	truTV
	Stephen Colbert	Dr. Anthony Fauci, director, National Institutes of Health	Tuesday	11:30	Comedy
	David Letterman	Regis Philbin \ Snoop Dogg (CD, "Doggumentary" and Live on Letterman Webcast)	Tuesday	11:35	CBS
	Nightline	The Nukes Next Door, Tea Party Superstar, Surfer Girl: Bethany Hamilton, March 29, 2011	Tuesday	11:35	ABC
	Jay Leno	Howie Mandel, Zachary Gordon, Dierks Bentley	Tuesday	11:35	NBC
	Jimmy Kimmel	Johnny Knoxville (Jackass 3.5), Latest Dancing with the Stars Castoff, Musical guest Britney Spears	Tuesday	midnight	ABC
	George Lopez	Vanessa Hudgens \ Rob Dyrdek \ Sergio Mendes	Tuesday	midnight	TBS
	Tavis Smiley	Michelle Rhee	Tuesday	midnight	PBS
	Wendy Williams	“The Game” star, Wendy Raquel Robinson! Then, teenage beat boxing champ Julia Dales.	Tuesday	midnight	BET
	Jimmy Fallon	Liv Tyler, Jerry Weintraub, and Copyright Criminals All Star Band	Tuesday	12:35	NBC
	Craig Ferguson	Larry King \ Dr. Sanjay Gupta	Tuesday	12:35	CBS
	Carson Daly	Neil Strauss, Death, Freddie Gibbs / Freddie Gibbs	Tuesday	1:35	NBC

Credit: Travis Yanan, TitanTV, and The Futon Critic

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Late Night: March 28 - April 3

SNL April 2: Elton John / Leon Russell

Late Night Guests: March 28 - April 3, 2011

11pm Conan O'Brien mon: Jake Gyllenhaal from the new film, "Source Code" / Randy Jackson / Panic! At The Disco tue: Paul Giamatti / Olivia Munn / Little Big Town wed: Greg Kinnear from “The Kennedys” miniseries / Steve Schirripa from the film, “Kill the Irishman” / Mo Mandel comedian thu: Johnny Knoxville / Kaley Cuoco from “The Big Bang Theory” / Thompson Square Country Rock Duo Jon Stewart Mon Dr. Mansour O. El-Kikhia, Department of Political Science and Geography at UTSA Tue Miguel Nicolelis, "Beyond Boundaries" Wed Jake Gyllenhaal, "Source Code" Thu Norm Macdonald, "Sports Show with Norm Macdonald" Chelsea Handler Monday, March 28: Author of Pink Boots and a Machete, National Geographic's Mireya Mayor is here with some animal friends. Comedian Ben Gleib, comedian Fortune Feimster and comedian Josh Wolf Tuesday, March 29: Tonight we gladly welcome back country superstar Blake Shelton. E!'s own Michael Yo, comedian Heather McDonald and comedian Jo Koy Wednesday, March 30: Legendary film producer and Jew Jerry Weintraub is here with his documentary, His Way. Comedian Joe Matarese, actress-comedian Arden Myrin and comedian John Caparulo Thursday, March 31: From Scream 4 Shenae Grimes is on the show tonight. Comedian Dov Davidoff, comedian Dan Levy and TV personality Ross Mathews Friday, April 1: Brittany Snow from Harry's Law and the cover of Maxim joins us tonight. Comedian Jim Norton, comedian Jen Kirkman and TV personality Ross Mathews Mo'Nique Mon, Mar 28: Martin Lawrence. Tue, Mar 29 Cast members from "The Game." Wed, Mar 30: Magic Johnson; the O'Jays. Thu, Mar 31: Donald Faison; Lloyd Banks. Charlie Rose Mon Lee Kuan Yew tue-fri TBA

11:30 Stephen Colbert Mon Michael Moore, "Capitalism: A Love Story" Tue Dr. Anthony Fauci, director, National Institutes of Health Wed Tim Schriver, Chairman and CEO, Special Olympics Thu Piers Gibbon, host, "Eating With Cannibals" David Letterman Monday, March 28: "Jungle" Jack Hanna \ Danny McBride (Your Highness) Tuesday, March 29: Regis Philbin \ Snoop Dogg (CD, "Doggumentary" and Live on Letterman Webcast) Wednesday, March 30: Norm Macdonald (Sports Show with Norm Macdonald) \ Willie Nelson, Norah Jones and Wynton Marsalis (CD, "Here We Go Again: Celebrating the Genius of Ray Charles") Thursday, March 31: Chris Rock (Play, "The Motherfucker with the Hat") / Ellen Page (Super) / Funeral Party (CD, "The Golden Age of Knowhere") Friday, April 1: James Franco (Your Highness) \ Comedian Tommy Johnagin (Stand-up) \ Royal Bangs (CD, "Flux Outside") Jay Leno mon Russell Brand, Lorraine Nicholson, Los Lonely Boys tue Howie Mandel, Zachary Gordon, Dierks Bentley wed Helen Hunt, Sammy Hagar, Good Charlotte thu Kourtney and Kim Kardashian, Fareed Zakaria, Mary Mary fri Vin Diesel, , Scissor Sisters

Midnight Jimmy Kimmel mon Sharon Osbourne (The Talk), Bruno Tonioli (Dancing with the Stars), Musical guest The Sounds tue Johnny Knoxville (Jackass 3.5), Latest Dancing with the Stars Castoff, Musical guest Britney Spears wed Danny McBride (Your Highness), Sara Ramirez (Grey's Anatomy), Musical guest Duran Duran thu David Beckham (LA Galaxy), Wes Craven (Scream 4), Musical guest Sum 41 fri rerun Tavis Smiley mon: Mitch Daniels / Ted Danson tue: Michelle Rhee wed: Jeffrey Tambor thu: Bethany Hamilton; AnnaSophia Robb fri: Gayle Tzernach Lemmon George Lopez Monday, Mar. 28: Bethenny Frankel \ D.L. Hughley \ Seether Tuesday, Mar. 29: Vanessa Hudgens \ Rob Dyrdek \ Sergio Mendes Wednesday, Mar. 30: Larry King \ Brent Weinbach Thursday, Mar. 31: Snoop Dogg \ Brittany Snow Wendy Williams Monday March 28: Judith Light from “Lombardi” stops by and “The Cleveland Show” star Sanaa Lathan. Tuesday March 29: “The Game” star, Wendy Raquel Robinson! Then, teenage beat boxing champ Julia Dales. Wednesday March 30: Snoop Dogg stops by! Plus, the hilarious Harvey Fierstein. Thursday March 31: Wendy dishes about the latest Hot Topics. Then, TANK performs “I Can’t Make You Love Me.” Friday April 1: Univision’s Raul De Molina. Plus, our Family Dollar beauty makeover!

12:30 + Jimmy Fallon mon David Schwimmer and Brock Lesnar and Jeff Musial tue Liv Tyler and Copyright Criminals All Star Band wed Russell Brand and Gayle King thu James Marsden and Duran Duran fri Magic Johnson and Jerry Weintraub Craig Ferguson Monday, March 28: Bob Geldof \ Far East Movement Tuesday, March 29: Larry King \ Dr. Sanjay Gupta Wednesday, March 30: Jerry O Connell \ TBA Thursday, March 31: Julie Chen \ Jeffery Tambor Friday, April 1: Paul Giamatti \ Casey Wilson Carson Daly 1:35am Monday, March 28: David O. Russell, Bouncing Cats / Two Door Cinema Club Tuesday, March 29: Neil Strauss, Death, Freddie Gibbs / Freddie Gibbs Wednesday, March 30: Liana Liberato, Alex Prager, Goldheart Assembly / Goldheart Assembly Thursday, March 31: Jonas Akerlund, George Watsky, Grouplove / Grouplove Friday, April 1: Ted Leo, Charles Bradley & Menahan Street Band / The Greenhornes

⇦ March 21 - 27, 2011 | Late Night | April 4-10 ⇨

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Monday, March 28

Nurse Jackie and United States of Tara start their third seasons.

What's On: Monday, March 28, 2011

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	Seriously Funny Kids	The Difference Between Boys and Girls; Don't Hold Your Breath	Monday	6-7pm	Lifetime
	NHL	Blackhawks at Red Wings	Monday	7:30/4:30	Versus
1.3	The Secret Life of the American Teenager		Monday	8pm	Family
	Zeke and Luther	Hyp-bro-tized	Monday	8pm	XD
5.2	Dancing with the Stars	week 2	Monday	8-10pm	ABC
0.9	All Together Now	special A Celebration of Service	Monday	8pm	NBC
	Home Takeover	series premiere	Monday	8pm	OWN
	Too Fat for 15	Fighting Back	Monday	pm	Style
	I'm in the Band	Grand Theft Weasel	Monday	8:30	XD
1.6	House	rerun	Monday	8pm	FOX
1.9	How I Met Your Mother	rerun	Monday	8pm	CBS
0.3	90210	rerun	Monday	9pm	CW
2.1	Mad Love	Baby, You Can Drive My Car	Monday	8:30	CBS
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0.5	Being Human	Going Dutch	Monday	9pm	Syfy
1.2	The Event	Face Off, episode 15	Monday	9-11pm	NBC
	Top Gear		Monday	9pm	BBC Am
	Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives		Monday	9pm	Travel
	Cake Boss: The Next Great Baker	episode 10	Monday	9pm	TLC
	Disappeared	episode 13	Monday	9pm	I.D.
2.1	American Pickers		Monday	9pm	History
0.8	Bad Girls Club	episode 11	Monday	9pm	Oxygen
	Searching For...		Monday	9pm	OWN
	Wild Case Files	Exploding Toads	Monday	9pm	Wild
0.9	Make It or Break It	The New Normal	Monday	9pm	Family
	Royal Wedding of a Lifetime	William & Kate: A Love Story special	Monday	9pm	Lifetime
0.2	Wedding Wars		Monday	9pm	VH1
	The Steve Harvey Project		Monday	9pm	Centric
2.3	WWE Raw	[2.1 and 2.5]	Monday	9-11pm	USA
2.3	Two and a Half Men	rerun	Monday	9pm	CBS
1.1	The Chicago Code	rerun	Monday	9pm	FOX
0.3	Gossip Girl	rerun	Monday	9pm	CW
1.9	Mike & Molly	rerun	Monday	9:30	CBS
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	Nurse Jackie	season 3 premiere	Monday	10pm	Showtime
3.2	Castle	Law & Murder	Monday	10pm	ABC
1.6	Harry's Law	With Friends Like These...	Monday	10pm	NBC
	Stargate Universe	Hope	Monday	10pm	Syfy
0.6	The Hard Times of R.J. Berger		Thursday	11pm	MTV
2.6	Pawn Stars		Monday	10pm	History
	Heavy		Monday	10pm	A&E
	RuPaul's Drag Race 3		Monday	10pm	Logo
	In the Bedroom		Monday	10pm	OWN
0.7	All About Aubrey	episode 4	Monday	10pm	Oxygen
	Royal Wedding of a Lifetime	A Tale of Two Princesses special	Monday	10pm	Lifetime
	Lizard Lick Towing		Monday	10pm	Tru
0.7	Bethenny Ever After		Monday	10pm	Bravo
0.4	Beverly Hills: Fabulous		Monday	10pm	VH1
1.6	Hawaii Five-0	rerun	Monday	10pm	CBS
0.2	United States of Tara	...youwillnotwin... season 3 premiere	Monday	10pm	Showtime
2.6	Pawn Stars		Monday	10:30	History
0.4	Love & Hip Hop		Monday	10:30	VH1
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	Conan O'Brien	Jake Gyllenhaal from the new film, "Source Code" / Randy Jackson / Panic! At The Disco	Monday	11pm	TBS
	Jon Stewart	Dr. Mansour O. El-Kikhia	Monday	11pm	Comedy
	Chelsea Handler	Mireya Mayor is here with some animal friends. Comedian Ben Gleib, comedian Fortune Feimster and comedian Josh Wolf	Monday	11pm	E!
	Charlie Rose		Monday	11pm	PBS
	Mo'Nique	Martin Lawrence.	Monday	11pm	BET
	Untucked		Monday	11pm	Logo
	Stephen Colbert	Michael Moore	Monday	11:30	Comedy
	Nightline	war in Libya, Susan Lucci, March 28, 2011	Monday	11:35	ABC
	David Letterman	"Jungle" Jack Hanna \ Danny McBride (Your Highness)	Monday	11:35	CBS
	Jay Leno	Russell Brand, Lorraine Nicholson, Los Lonely Boys	Monday	11:35	NBC
	Jimmy Kimmel	Sharon Osbourne; Bruno Tonioli; The Sounds perform	Monday	midnight	ABC
	Tavis Smiley	Mitch Daniels / Ted Danson	Monday	midnight	PBS
	Wendy Williams	Judith Light from “Lombardi” stops by and “The Cleveland Show” star Sanaa Lathan.	Monday	midnight	BET
	George Lopez	Bethenny Frankel \ D.L. Hughley \ Seether	Monday	midnight	TBS
	Jimmy Fallon	David Schwimmer, Brock Lesnar, Jeff Musial, Vanilla Fudge	Monday	12:35	NBC
	Craig Ferguson	Bob Geldof \ Far East Movement	Monday	12:35	CBS
	Carson Daly	David O. Russell, Bouncing Cats / Two Door Cinema Club	Monday	1:35	NBC

Credit: Travis Yanan, TitanTV, and The Futon Critic

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Sunday, March 27

Shameless ends its first season.

What On: Sunday, March 27, 2011

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3.1	60 Minutes	March 27, 2011, The new tax havens, Bob Hurley--the Sage of St. Anthony, and Global Medical Relief's mission	Sunday	7:17/7pm	CBS
0.6	Dateline		Sunday	7pm	NBC
1.6	AFV	s21e18	Sunday	7pm	ABC
1.5	The Simpsons	rerun	Sunday	7pm	FOX
1.7	American Dad	rerun	Sunday	7:30	FOX
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2.8	Simpsons	Love Is a Many Strangled Thing	Sunday	8pm	FOX
3.2	The Amazing Race	week 6	Sunday	8:17/8pm	CBS
1.3	America's Next Great Restaurant	week 4	Sunday	8pm	NBC
2.7	Secret Millionaire	John Ferber, L.A.	Sunday	8pm	ABC
	Food Network Challenge		Sunday	8pm	Food
	The Family Crews		Sunday	8pm	BET
	Season 25	[moved from Fridays]	Sunday	8pm	OWN
	Ruby		Sunday	8pm	Style
0.6	NBA		Sunday	8pm/5pm	ESPN
0.5	Good Luck Charlie	A LARP in the Park	Sunday	8pm	Disney
2.2	Bob's Burgers	Spaghetti Weswtern and Meatballs	Sunday	8:30	FOX
	Shake It Up	Hot Mess It Up	Sunday	8:30	Disney
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2.7	Family Guy	rerun	Sunday	9pm	FOX
0.9	Desperate Housewives	rerun	Sunday	9pm	ABC
0.2	Californication	...And Justice for All season 4 finale	Sunday	9pm	Showtime
0.3	Mildred Pierce	original mini-series, parts 1 & 2	Sunday	9pm	HBO
3.2	Undercover Boss	Synagro	Sunday	9:17/9pm	CBS
3.0	The Celebrity Apprentice	Off the Hook	Sunday	9pm	NBC
	Alaska State Troopers	Vice Squad/Dazed and Confused season 2 finale	Sunday	9-11pm	Nat Geo
1.3	Chopped: All-Stars Tournament	part 4	Sunday	9pm	Food
	Holmes Inspection		Sunday	9pm	HGTV
	Kimora		Sunday	9pm	Style
	Snapped		Sunday	9pm	Oxygen
	Master Class		Sunday	9pm	OWN
1.7	Army Wives	On Behalf of a Grateful Nation	Sunday	9pm	Lifetime
2.5	American Dad	I Am the Walrus	Sunday	9:30	FOX
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0.5	Shameless	Father Frank, Full of Grace season 1 finale	Sunday	10pm	Showtime
0.6	Brothers and Sisters	rerun	Sunday	10pm	ABC
2.7	CSI: Miami	About Face	Sunday	10:17/10pm	CBS
0.9	Breakout Kings		Sunday	10pm	A&E
0.8	Iron Chef America		Sunday	10pm	Food
1.0	Real Housewives of Orange County		Sunday	10pm	Bravo
	Taking on Tyson	episode 4	Sunday	10pm	Animal
0.5	NBA		Sunday	10:45pm/7:45	ESPN
1.2	Coming Home	Paying Tribute	Sunday	10pm	Lifetime
	The Dish		Sunday	10pm	Style
1.1	Kourtney & Kim Take New York		Sunday	10pm	E!
0.8	Holly's World		Sunday	10:30	E!
	Watch What Happens Live		Sunday	11pm	Bravo

Credit: Travis Yanan, TitanTV, and The Futon Critic

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Saturday, March 26

An Idiot Abroad wraps up on The Science Channel.

What's On: Saturday, March 26, 2011

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	NCAA Basketball Tournament	3 games, Regional Finals	Friday	1pm-9pm	CBS
	Candice Tells All	The Art of Balance and Design season 1 finale	Saturday	7:30	HGTV
	High Stakes Poker	episode 5	Saturday	8pm	GSN
1.3	COPS	rerun	Saturday	8pm	FOX
	It's Me or the Dog	The Woof Pack	Saturday	8pm	Animal
1.1	Dancing with the Stars	rerun	Saturday	8-10pm	ABC
	Harry's Law	rerun	Saturday	8pm	NBC
	Dear Genevieve	season 4 finale	Saturday	8pm	HGTV
	Cash & Cari	season 1 finale	Saturday	8:30	HGTV
	NBA	Bulls at Bucks	Saturday	8:30/5:30	WGN
1.6	COPS	rerun	Saturday	8:30	FOX
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1.6	America's Most Wanted	March 26, 2011	Saturday	9pm	FOX
	Being Human	Daddy Ghoul	Saturday	9pm-10:15	BBC Am
	Scream of the Banshee	original movie 2011	Saturday	9pm	Syfy
	Time After Time	original movie 2011	Saturday	9-11pm	Hallmark
	Secrets from a Stylist	episode 5	Saturday	9pm	HGTV
	Bellator Fighting Championships		Saturday	9pm	MTV 2
0.5	Law & Order: L.A.	rerun	Saturday	9pm	NBC
1.4	Criminal Minds	rerun	Saturday	9:30-10pm/9pm	CBS
	The Antonio Treatment	Alpha Phi	Saturday	9:30	HGTV
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	An Idiot Abroad	Karl Comes Home	Saturday	10pm	Science
1.0	No Ordinary Family	Future [bumped from Tuesday]	Saturday	10pm	ABC
1.3	48 Hours Mystery	The Lost Night	Saturday	10pm	CBS
	Pit Boss		Saturday	10pm	Animal
1.0	Law & Order: SVU	rerun	Saturday	10pm	NBC
	The Graham Norton Show		Saturday	10:15	BBC Am
	Fringe	rerun	Saturday	11pm	FOX
2.0	SNL	rerun, Russell Brand / Chris Brown	Saturday	11:30	NBC
	30 Seconds to Fame	rerun	Saturday	midnight	FOX

Credit: Travis Yanan, TitanTV, and The Futon Critic

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Friday, March 25

Onion News Network ends its season.

What's On: Friday, March 25, 2011

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1.8	NCAA Basketball Tournament	Regional Semi-Finals	Friday	7pm/4pm	CBS
0.9	NCAA Basketball Tournament	Regional Semi-Finals	Friday	7:15/4:15	TBS
1.5	Kitchen Nightmares	Café Tavolini	Friday	8pm	FOX
1.3	Who Do You Think You Are?	Steve Buscemi	Friday	8pm	NBC
0.6	Smallville	rerun	Friday	8pm	CW
1.2	Shark Tank	week 1	Friday	8pm	ABC
	Fish Warrior	Catfish Attack season 2 finale	Friday	8pm	Nat Geo
	Washington Week		Friday	8pm	PBS
	Working Class	Medieval Woman	Friday	8pm	CMT
0.9	WWE Smackdown		Friday	8-10pm	Syfy
0.8	The Suite Life on Deck	The Suite Life Movie	Friday	8pm	Disney
	Need to Know		Friday	8:30-9:30	PBS
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	The Ricky Gervais Show	Leg Rubber	Friday	9pm	HBO
1.4	Fringe		Friday	9pm	FOX
0.5	Supernatural	rerun	Friday	9pm	CW
1.3	Primetime: What Would You Do?	dolls	Friday	9pm	ABC
1.8	Dateline		Friday	9-11pm	NBC
	Beast Hunter	Mongolian Death Worm season 1 finale	Friday	9-11pm	Nat Geo
	Degrassi: TNG	Hide and See, Part 2	Friday	9pm	TeenNick
0.4	Say Yes to the Dress		Friday	9pm	TLC
	The Steve Harvey Project		Friday	9pm	Centric
	No Tomorrow	special	Friday	9:30	PBS
0.6	Good Luck Charlie	The Suite Life Movie	Friday	9:35	Disney
3.8	NCAA Basketball Tournament	Regional Semi-Finals	Friday	9:45/6:45	CBS
1.1	NCAA Basketball Tournament	Regional Semi-Finals	Friday	9:45/6:45	TBS
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	Real Time with Bill Maher		Friday	10pm	HBO
0.5	The Soup		Friday	10pm	E!
	Onion News Network	American Dream season 1 finale	Friday	10pm	IFC
0.4	Merlin	The Sorcerer's Shadow	Friday	10pm	Syfy
	Confessions: Animal Hoarding	She Gets My Goat season 1 finale	Friday	10pm	Animal
1.4	20/20		Friday	10pm	ABC
0.3	D.C. Cupcakes	[0.4 and 0.3]	Friday	10-11pm	TLC
	Bad Karma	episode 7	Friday	10pm	Current
0.1	Friday Night Fights		Friday	10pm	ESPN 2
	FBI: Criminal Pursuit	episode 3	Friday	10pm	I.D.
0.4	American Loggers	#304	Friday	10pm	Discovery
0.3	Fashion Police		Friday	10:30	E!
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	Charlie Rose		Friday	11pm	PBS
	Chelsea Handler	Avril Lavigne. Comedian Brad Wollack, comedian Natasha Leggero and comedian Matt Braunger	Friday	11pm	E!
	Nightline	Nuclear Nightmare, Mormon the Musical, Axe, March 25, 2011	Friday	11:35	ABC
	David Letterman	Donald Trump / Vanessa Hudgens (Beastly) / Oh Land (CD, "Oh Land")	Friday	11:35	CBS
	Jay Leno	Jennifer Hudson, William H. Macy, Jennifer Hudson	Friday	11:35	NBC
	Jimmy Kimmel		Friday	midnight	ABC
	Wendy Williams	Star Jones makes her “Wendy” debut! Plus, Sean Garrett performs	Friday	midnight	BET
	Tavis Smiley	Suze Orman \ Alan Arkin	Friday	midnight	PBS
	Funny or Die Presents	episode 22	Friday	midnight	HBO
	Jimmy Fallon	Billy Crudup; Reggie Fils-Aime. Also: Cut Copy perform.	Friday	12:35	NBC
	Craig Ferguson	rerun	Friday	12:35	CBS
	Carson Daly	rerun	Friday	1:35	NBC

Credit: Travis Yanan, TitanTV, and The Futon Critic

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Thursday, March 24

Community

What's On: Thursday, March 24, 2011

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2.1	NCAA Basketball Tournament	Regional Semi-Finals, Connecticut vs. San Diego State	Thursday	7pm/4pm	CBS
1.9	NCAA Basketball Tournament	Regional Semi-Finals	Thursday	7:15/4:15	TBS
1.8	Community	Critical Film Studies	Thursday	8pm	NBC
6.4	American Idol	1 of 11 voted off	Thursday	8-10pm	FOX
0.4	Vampire Diaries	rerun	Thursday	8pm	CW
	Naked Science	Storm Worlds	Thursday	8pm	Nat Geo
2.3	Wipeout	Ballsy Shows Off His Giblets	Thursday	8pm	ABC
	WWE Superstars		Thursday	8pm	WGN
1.6	Perfect Couples	Lies	Thursday	8:30	NBC
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3.4	The Office	Garage Sale	Thursday	9pm	NBC
3.7	Grey's Anatomy	This Is How We Do It	Thursday	9pm	ABC
0.4	Man vs. Wild	Global Survival Guide, season 6 finale	Thursday	9pm	Discovery
	Million Dollar Listing		Thursday	9pm	Bravo
	Selling New York	season 2 finale	Thursday	9pm	HGTV
0.7	The First 48	Beatdown; Pistol Whipped	Thursday	9pm	A&E
2.4	Bones	rerun The Maggots in the Meathead	Thursday	9pm	FOX
0.5	TNA Impact		Thursday	9-11pm	Spike
	The Steve Harvey Project		Thursday	9pm	Centric
0.5	Nikita	rerun	Thursday	9pm	CW
2.4	Parks and Recreation	Camping	Thursday	9:30	NBC
3.3	NCAA Basketball Tournament	Regional Semi-Finals, Arizona vs. Duke	Thursday	9:42/6:42	CBS
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1.9	30 Rock	Plan B	Thursday	10pm	NBC
0.6	Archer		Thursday	10pm	FX
2.6	Private Practice	A Step Too Far	Thursday	10pm	ABC
0.9	Fairly Legal	My Best Friend's Prenup	Thursday	10pm	USA
4.1	Jersey Shore		Thursday	10pm	MTV
	Out of the Wild	#206	Thursday	10pm	Discovery
	Bear Woman	#102	Thursday	10pm	Animal
	Sins and Secrets	season 1 finale	Thursday	10pm	I.D.
0.6	Manhunters	The Boxer; Chinatown Takedown	Thursday	10-11pm	A&E
1.4	NCAA Basketball Tournament	Regional Semi-Finals	Thursday	10pm/7pm	TBS
1.5	Outsourced	Gupta's Hit and Manmeet's Missus	Thursday	10:30	NBC
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	Conan O'Brien	Steven Ho, stuntman / Patton Oswalt, book Zombie Spaceship Wasteland / Wanda Jackson performs	Thursday	11pm	TBS
	Jon Stewart	Bret Baier	Thursday	11pm	Comedy
	Chelsea Handler	Brittany Snow from Harry's Law and the cover of Maxim joins us tonight. Comedian Jim Norton, comedian Jen Kirkman and TV personality Ross Mathews	Thursday	11pm	E!
	Charlie Rose	Moroccan Foreign Minister Taieb Fassi-Fihri, Director Julian Schnabel and writer Rula Jebreal on the film 'Miral'	Thursday	11pm	PBS
	Mo'Nique	Montel Williams; Kirk Whalum; Lalah Hathaway	Thursday	11pm	BET
	The Hard Times of R.J. Berger	season 2 premiere	Thursday	11pm	MTV
	Stephen Colbert	Jody Williams, Nobel Women's Initiative	Thursday	11:30	Comedy
	Nightline	March 24, 2011	Thursday	11:35	ABC
	David Letterman	Rainn Wilson (Super) / Hank Aaron / The Mountain Goats (CD, "All Eternals Deck")	Thursday	11:35	CBS
	Jay Leno	Kirstie Alley and Peter, Bjorn and John	Thursday	11:35	NBC
	John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show	season 2 premiere	Thursday	midnight	Comedy
	Eagleheart		Thursday	midnight	Cartoon
	Jimmy Kimmel	Penelope Cruz (Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides), Paul Iacono (The Hard Times of RJ Berger), Musical guest Oh Land	Thursday	midnight	ABC
	Tavis Smiley	Ray Lewis \ T.C. Boyle	Thursday	midnight	PBS
	George Lopez	Kristen Bell / Jake Johnson / Slash	Thursday	midnight	TBS
	Wendy Williams	Mark McGrath. Then, chef Lidia Bastianich.	Thursday	midnight	BET
	Jimmy Fallon	Rachel Maddow. Also: Tres Mts. perform.	Thursday	12:35	NBC
	Craig Ferguson	rerun	Thursday	12:35	CBS
	Carson Daly	rerun	Thursday	1:35	NBC

Credit: Travis Yanan, TitanTV, and The Futon Critic

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